Sarah Huckabee Sanders

First of all, what the fuck kind of name is that anyway.  It just sounds like butter. All I hear when I see/hear her is crisco or butter or popcorn covered with butter. Her voice sounds like a Werther’s Original. She always dresses so frilly and feminine, completely at odds with her East German weightlifter at the 1972 Munich Olympics appearance.  One of my good friends with a real, serious career had a theory that SHS had a glass eye, because ‘there’s definitely something unnatural going on there’ and devoted a surprising amount of time searching for evidence of this online but came up dry.



I said that I thought it was just crooked/lazy/lying.  Lying eyeball aside, she reminds me of other things:

A giant squid with two Chernobyl faces spliced together

If a honey baked ham had a baby with Robert De Nero as Frankenstein

robert-de-niro-mary-shelleys-frankensteinjpgpineapple-maple-glazed-ham-92443-1Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds Daily Press Briefing At The White House

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